Quagmire

The sex crazed character on the show Family Guy. Full name is Glen Quagmire. Many funny quotes. Favorite phrases are "Giggity giggity goo" and "Heh heh heh, allll right"

Quagmire:(talking to girl on couch in his house) "...To answer your question, something like that" (points to rocket in roof)

Quagmire: "Does this look like a Q to you?"

Celeveland: (in porn video shop) Where's the exit?
Quagmire: Don't worry Cleveland, every exit in here is also an entrance!

by iMusicFreak April 06, 2009

Quagmire

the weirdo twins in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" that claim they are triplets, but everyone knows they are sex crazed fuckwits!

the two associates of Count Olaf stuffed the stupid Quagmires in a cage at the bottom of an elevator shaft.

by unknown June 11, 2006

Quagmire

The funniest pimp in the world, appears on family guy

example 1-Quagmire:hey does this look like a q to you?

example 2-Quagmire:if i could rearrange the alphabet id put "u" and "i"together.....alright

example 3-Quagmire:Giggity Giggity Gitty...alright

by OWNAGEMASTER April 20, 2006

Quagmire

A quagmire is the catch phrase that a purvert uses to example his purvertedness.

"Giggity Giggity Goo!" is my quagmire.

by awesomejon March 18, 2008

Quagmire

perverted character in family guy

"hey meg, 18 yet?"

"gigadee gigadee"

"oh!"

by clevelandsteamer July 21, 2008

Quagmire

a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.

go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.

by moose February 10, 2005

Quagmiring

The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.

by xFlea September 23, 2012