Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.

I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.

Pinocchio goatee by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010

Rusty Pinocchio 

when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.

I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.

Rusty Pinocchio by FRISCOSHAKAB*TCH May 19, 2010

infinite pinocchio theorem 

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.

Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!

infinite pinocchio theorem by burtmack December 24, 2021

The Pinocchio 

The Pinocchio- You must first place your balls over the victims eyes like you would for the arabian goggles. The next part is crucial and the most difficult you must get and erection and put it over the recipients nose giving the allusion that his nose is long and hard.

Tom-"Did you see that picture? my nose looks quite long when I sleep on my badk"

Nick-"That wasn't your nose you idiot you that was my erection, I gave you The Pinocchio.

The Pinocchio by uptown girl April 23, 2009

Pinocchio 

1. A puppet with a very long nose and who wants to become a real boy.

2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)

War Thunder player: "What? A stupid pinocchio killed my tank!

Pinocchio by UrbanComedy04 December 12, 2016

penis pinocchio 

When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...

"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."

Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.

Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.

let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.

High five playa!

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penis pinocchio by Smellgibson February 20, 2014

Pinocchio presidency 

A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.

The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.

Pinocchio presidency by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2019