by yaheardsound1 March 31, 2011
When Yung Ho came from Asia to New York she saw that compared to Asians most New Yorkers were fat, but when she visited Texas she saw that a lot of Texans were obese and some were what her boyfriend called "obeast" (so fat they look like a beast).
"At least they're very happy eating more than their fair share of food—every day!" her Mother said. "Do the math," her cousin said, "if—for example—a woman whose optimum weight is 100- pounds and she's 50-pounds overweight, every day she's gotta eat the amount of food which one-and-a-half people of her optimum weight eat. Do food sellers like fat people? They love them.
"At least they're very happy eating more than their fair share of food—every day!" her Mother said. "Do the math," her cousin said, "if—for example—a woman whose optimum weight is 100- pounds and she's 50-pounds overweight, every day she's gotta eat the amount of food which one-and-a-half people of her optimum weight eat. Do food sellers like fat people? They love them.
by but for October 23, 2017
SCENARIO 1
Person 1: Damm Uncle Iroh is the best character from ATLA.
Person 2: Yeah, he's the ultimate obeast.
Person 1: Say what?
SCENARIO 2
Person 1: Wow that guy is so fat.
Person 2: He is such a chad tho.
Person 3: What an obeast!
Person 1: Damm Uncle Iroh is the best character from ATLA.
Person 2: Yeah, he's the ultimate obeast.
Person 1: Say what?
SCENARIO 2
Person 1: Wow that guy is so fat.
Person 2: He is such a chad tho.
Person 3: What an obeast!
by caspertheUFO October 25, 2022
a wide pudgy load of beasty obesity. (ex- a dumb fat girl who thinks she's anorexic but actually she's a load of life who needs to run a brush through her hair)
Girl #1: She is SO FAT
Girl #2: I know, she is OBESE
Girl #3: No, she's just a beast.
Everyone else: NO SHE'S OBEAST.
Girl #2: I know, she is OBESE
Girl #3: No, she's just a beast.
Everyone else: NO SHE'S OBEAST.
by kittycatextreme April 21, 2009
by Shamuzor February 4, 2010
by colt slayer101 June 2, 2009
(noun) An overweight or obese male that in spite of his physical condition is sexually appealing, especially to fit, attractive members of the opposite sex.
(adj) describes an overweight or obese male that can attract beautiful women with charm, intelligence, or character.
(adj) describes an overweight or obese male that can attract beautiful women with charm, intelligence, or character.
"John hooked up with ANOTHER girl from the club. He weighs 80lbs more than me and has had four dates this month. He is obeast."
"What an obeast. I can't believe that chubby dude is making out with that hot chick."
"What an obeast. I can't believe that chubby dude is making out with that hot chick."
by piscesdreamer July 3, 2009