oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

by bigtones July 25, 2007

oj simpson

A very honorable man who said the world inspiring quote ''the glove don't fit'' therefore he is not guilty while doing the oj effect ontop of the german bedframe

toch me harder oj simpson

by oj is bae October 10, 2015

OJ Simpson

The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.

by cclark October 19, 2007

Oj Simpson

1. God.
2. Also known as Jesus Christ in 34 states and Puerto Rico

Oj simpson didn't pullnotriggazmaniggaz

by brent harrison bitchez October 8, 2007

OJ Simpson's password

Password used by OJ Simpson to get on his computer

slash slash backslash slash and escape

by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004

the OJ simpson effect

when most people watching the news know a perpetrator is guilty however the jury didn't complete high school or choose to ignore obvious evidence and find him or her not guilty. this usually happens in murder cases

the two most well known people to experience the OJ Simpson effect are OJ Simpson himself and Casey Anthony

by ian223 July 7, 2011

OJ Simpson

The act of giving a blowjob while the recipient drinks orange juice.

"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024