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5 definitions by cclark

Swahili for shoe lover, being Smart and intelligent
Jamel goes to the school for smart people
by cclark March 14, 2007
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the worst thing alive. A jail rape is where you get ass raped by five convicts foot long dicks at the same time. In the end you get a pineapple shoved up the ass.
While I was in jail my friend got jail raped. Later I ask him about it and he said " They did him like a dog."
by cclark March 16, 2007
79 47
when a girls asleep, you beat off on her face and when she wakes up its crispy on her face
I gave his mom a crispy kreme.
by cclark March 28, 2007
4 5
The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.
OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.
by cclark October 03, 2007
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where u slap your balls on to your partners face until they bleed
My friend gave my mom a fastball.
by cclark March 15, 2007
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