National Fuck Chris Day

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile

Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea

by Christmastonimo November 22, 2021

National Fuck Keiko Day

A day to celebrate about the day when Keiko was spammed by an anonymous on secreto. Keiko deserves it, as Keiko has said slurs she cannot reclaim, cheats on her boyfriend (which is a double sin, knowing she's MUSLIM) and many other stuff. Fuck Keiko day!

"Yo dude! Did you know that today is National Fuck Keiko Day?"
"Oh my god really?! I've been waiting for this day!"

by Someone Who Doesnt Like Keiko June 29, 2022

national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 April 18, 2018

National fuck boys day

the day where we give no attention to fuck boys and let them get blue balls

yo it’s national fuck boys day it’s time to jack off cuz we’re not getting any today

by snoopyisgoat November 1, 2019

National fuck Minx Day

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin

Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him

by WaffIe April 16, 2020

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 7, 2022

National Fuck Vex Day

So on May 9th kuro and vex are supposed to have sex

National Fuck Vex Day

by hibyevrydie May 9, 2021