2 definitions by Christmastonimo

National Fuck Chris Day

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile

Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea

by Christmastonimo November 22, 2021

April 19th

Massive Cock if that's your birthday

Damn that guy Chris over there has a massive Cock, I bet he was born on April 19th

by Christmastonimo November 22, 2021