Chair Mover

When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.

Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?

We were listening to the priest's sermon when I heard Darnell let out a chair mover!

by TheChairMover September 27, 2011

Mattress Movers

This term refers to African Americans in urban areas who can quite frequently be seen driving around with mattresses tied to the roofs of their cars, due to the fact they move several times a year. This is a common sight around urban areas. Mattresses are often very poorly tied with inferior rope, and additional support is provided by a series of arms sticking out the windows holding the mattresses in place.

I was late for work this morning because there was a car full of Mattress Movers doing 45mph in the center lane.

by MMJ Mike August 28, 2019

metal mover

Somebody who sells and/or manufactures guns on a small-business scale.

What’s Mike up to nowadays?

He watched War Dogs and now he thinks he’s a metal mover.

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

Cougar Mover

1. Songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake tits, and 80's hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20's.

2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.

No-fail cougar movers are: Bust a move, I love Rock and Roll, Anything by Aerosmith and most things by ACDC

by Cougar trapper February 26, 2009

douche mover

one who moves douchily

dude you are such a douche mover

by monkeytitnuts February 14, 2010

box mover

any note or chord within a house party track that makes the speaker actually move across the floor when the bass hits

Thump that box mover style.

by hooptypantsmcplayedoutdumpface July 12, 2005

Waist-Mover

When someone, generally a man, instead of asking a girl to move aside, shifts her out of his way by grabbing her waist with his hands and moving the woman to the side in a degrading manner. Easily identified by Armani man bags and Gym King trackies.

“yeah that guy over there, Dan’s mate, is a waist-mover he totally just waist-moved me!”

by RenTen1010 June 19, 2021