Store Manager 

1. To be a company's complete bitch

2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at

3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.

1. The Store Managers worked off the clock on my 3 day weekend 'cause his boss didn't give me enough notice about having to go work at that other store and he already had my hours in for the week

2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...

3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works

Store Manager by Matt89052 May 25, 2008

District Manager 

A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.

I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!

Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.

I am cutting your stores hours.

You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.

District Manager by ecco6t9 April 6, 2009

I want to speak to the manager 

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

I want to speak to the manager by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020

malaga 

Southern Spanish city with an amazing good vibe. Due to its 320 sunny days a year, is considered the paradise for old dudes from Germany. Famous for its craft markets. People from Malaga are really proud of their city because their good environment and fresh fish restaurants . In Malaga there is a type of person called "malaguita" who usually hangs out every weekend to plaza de Mitjana and becomes the most religious person during Easter. Is well famous for be the birthplace of the famous artist Picasso. The city where Leticia and José found love.

Dude 1: Hey, where are you going wearing that "torero" (bull fighter) outfit?
Dude 2: I am going to Mitjana (Malaga) to drink rat poisonous alcohol

Jose: hey! Leticia I like your t-shirt, which brand is?
Leticia: Stop touching my nipple bro, we are in Malaga

malaga by JNLMS November 3, 2017

load management 

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.

LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.

load management by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

managon 

Managon

The vehicle of choice for hipsters and chancers. alleged to be used on global adventures but seemingly never ventures far and never ever to mot stations. All journeys are however filmed and uploaded for maximum marketing opportunity always with funky tunes and tedious voice overs.

#I've been building a managon for my vanlife holidays.

managon by Danmetallic November 15, 2017