Lampshade

A person who is highly stupid, perverted, sexy, ugly, smart, annoying, smelly and really anything you can think of.

To describe the reason for calling someone "lampshade" is almost impossible since it covers all aspects of what a person might be, except if the person is depressed, then he is a lamp from IKEA

I just want to jizz on her tits and tell her mum about it.

Duuude, your such a lampshade

by abc800itd February 10, 2011

lampshade

a foreskin so big, you can make a lampshade out of it.

the uncut dude has a lampshade

by Illinois Joe November 22, 2004

lampshade

An Eliabethan collar used on injured cats and dogs to prevent them from picking at the site of the injury. Also called a lampshade collar.

The cat needs a lampshade so she doesn't rip up her stitches, even though she hates it.

by meow2u3 February 19, 2008

Lampshading

When someone, particularly women wear a shirt that is longer than their shorts making it look like they are not wearing anything other than a shirt.

Bro, that girl is lampshading hard!

by That One Guy Nickoli June 13, 2020

Lampshade

when people eat wierd unknown things

Brittney likes to give nick lampshades on christmas

by loverfun678 August 10, 2011

Lampshade

Lampshade: kinky sex.
Lameshading: To have kinky sex.

Jill: What would you like to do after dinner?
Alex: Figured we could take a long walk on the beach, while watching the sunset go down. Then afterward we could lampshade.
Jill: You're such a dork, can we just skip to the lampshading?

by Mikes like woah July 21, 2008

Lampshading

The act of placing a cup (usually a red solo one) on the end of your penis and pretending it's a lamp.

My man Daquanial was lampshading at my sisters house.

by ExtraSucc July 28, 2017