Johnathan is a real shady shadester. Trust him, pffft— NEVER. He’s the type of guy that will turn wine into water, and marijuana into oregano. He’s full of hijinks and tomfoolery, none of which you want to get involved in. Sure, he seems like a trustworthy fellow, his common name even alludes to that, but it’s the spelling that throws the massive curveball and makes all the difference. Watch your back, and your front, because that twinkle in his eye doesn’t mean he’s sweet on you, it means he’s about to hustle you and you’ve already fallen for it. How bittersweet.
You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
by P3nny January 19, 2018
A boy with lots of wonderful thoughts that will share anything with you. Will keep a secret safe regardless of how good it may be. Will always try to cheer you up even when he may be feeling down too.
Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
by Johnathan B. April 29, 2018
Example 1
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying
Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan
Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?
Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying
Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan
Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?
Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
by kuntigyal May 30, 2018
A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.
by thatguychris423 August 5, 2014
He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white
by Very honest April 5, 2018
the flamboyant introvert he typically prefers to be in his room gaming or with a small group of about 2 people ,he’s a true genshin and valorant pro who chooses to lead his life with sarcasm and misanthropy, tends to get racist if you mislead him
by Daryl kidney November 24, 2021