1 definition by P3nny
Johnathan is a real shady shadester. Trust him, pffft— NEVER. He’s the type of guy that will turn wine into water, and marijuana into oregano. He’s full of hijinks and tomfoolery, none of which you want to get involved in. Sure, he seems like a trustworthy fellow, his common name even alludes to that, but it’s the spelling that throws the massive curveball and makes all the difference. Watch your back, and your front, because that twinkle in his eye doesn’t mean he’s sweet on you, it means he’s about to hustle you and you’ve already fallen for it. How bittersweet.
You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
by P3nny January 19, 2018