Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

by Scorpio571666 April 1, 2006
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1: The title given to Socrates by visiting Roman philosophers.
2: Someone exhibiting reasoning ability as poor as that of Socrates.
Marcellus: I don't understand all the hype about Socrates, that jabroni reasons worse than a drunken germanic slave.
Marcus: Indeed, that jabroni should be thrown to the lions!
by M. Topcuoglu September 26, 2005
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One who does not know his/her role
Shut up and know your role jabroni!
- The Rock

I have no idea what I I’m supposed to be doing, I’m such a jabroni.
by Esprack619 June 10, 2018
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One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
Travis Kelce: “How about this beautiful trophy!

I got some wise words for that Cincinnati mayor…know your role and shut your mouth you Jabroni!”
by SYNTHVEN January 30, 2023
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A particularly un-bro type of bro.

Means "asshole".

Also said by The Rock - A former wrestler.
Yeah, he was such a Jabroni.
by NotaJabroni January 10, 2011
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A kid that thinks he's the shit, but is a total fag. a loser, poser, and shit talker
Dude Dillon Silkwood your a Jabroni
by Big V 40 April 16, 2010
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1. a scrub, one who lives the scrub life.

2. an italian profanity used to describe and "asshole" or "jerk" when talking about a person
1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.

2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.
by Jubee Sanchez February 26, 2007
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