To walk around and hit people with your penis. it is illegal, and also frowned upon. It is of british slang.
by ski2winsdk June 14, 2010
It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."
by Penoris August 11, 2009
There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)
Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.
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Brought to you by: Corinne && Jilliann.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)
Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.
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Brought to you by: Corinne && Jilliann.
by FreakOfThePopa June 8, 2010
by Harin123 February 8, 2009
one who maliciously performs oral sex on animal( mostly women but could b male directed). most common types are horses, cows, bulls, and donkeys because each has a very thick penis that is several feet long.... females generally perform oral sex on horses or donkeys to the large mammoth size penis of the cretures and get the name hobknocker as they constantly knock the muscly dick against their teeth and the roof of their mouth
Mageret: Hey how was your Beastiality scene yesterday
Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth
Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth
Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
by out of the valley September 12, 2009
by jizzamen July 10, 2009