by drschming April 04, 2005
Get the hasselhoffmug. Just like David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch, a 'Hasselhoffer' is a man who is clearly past their prime and who still believes that they have “got what it takes”. They act in such a way, with the ladies, that they believe that they would still be attracive to you but they would actually makes you cringe.
An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.
They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!
An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.
They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!
David Hasselhoff
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump
NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump
NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery
by Niki & Sue - B-O-A August 05, 2008
Get the hasselhoffermug. by Gbiz May 13, 2005
Get the hasselhoffmug. 
/HA sel hof/ verb, intransitive
to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom
Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.
to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom
Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.
by Pawel R July 12, 2006
Get the hasselhoffmug. by idonothaveaname March 24, 2008
Get the hasselhoffmug. Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser November 04, 2008
Get the unholy hasselhoffmug.