When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.
"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."
by Aimditto September 29, 2015
The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.
"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter
"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds
"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan
"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds
"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan
by dirtysokz3883 June 28, 2007
by stratfx300 September 8, 2007
Noun. A Thug Futon is a drink that is made with Vernors and Blue Bunny Vanilla Ice Cream. A true thug will sip this from a mug or wine glass.
by Da man Bo Jengles January 3, 2012
The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.
Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!
by Footsie PJ March 20, 2011
A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky
by LlSS April 21, 2008
Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"
Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."
Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."
Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."
Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."
Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."
Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."
by Dubya14 November 25, 2013