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fuckballs 

the act of being so stupid that your thoughts and words are no more useful than.. the pendulum like swinging of Testicles bouncing off the partners genital area during intercourse.
1. When out on a double date the following converstaion occoured taking place between two men in front of their dates.
(person a.)Gee bro, I can't believe you fucked that girl and let her spend all of your money.
(person b.)Shut up Fuckballs!
fuckballs by shanesmokey October 18, 2005

fuckallery 

General state of massive fuck.

When fuck isn't enough.

When shit hits the fan.

Copious amounts of fuck.
This is some fuckallery right here!

That party was a bunch of fuckallery.

I went to Disneyland and all I got was a bunch of fuckallery.

We watched a horror film and turned it into a bunch of fuckallery.
fuckallery by G Bullet October 3, 2010

pussy shitcake fuckball eater 

retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like
anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*

Faceballer 

Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.
Jamie is a superfaceballer; she roots for Greenbay and puts down the Steelers.
Faceballer by zmommybear February 24, 2011

Fuckballs 

When either word fuck or balls can't define how bad a situation is.
Jeff"Hey Jim you wife has herpes."

Jim "but you're the only person we know that has herpes"

Jeff" fuckballs"
Fuckballs by Delo January 10, 2014

fuckballing 

When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive. Basically being no help around your surroundings.
"Jack, stop fuckballing and do your job!"
fuckballing by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016