Sony Pictures decided to throw a party, and one of the workers brought drugs. The whole HQ got stoned, then one guy decided to fuck another man, in an emoji outfit. The man soon after, gave birth to the emoji movie.
Guy: So, what do you think of the emoji movie?
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.
by UselessW33b June 15, 2017
One of the most cancerous things in the world and the biggest waste of time and money and some may consider to be a waste of space too.
After watching The Emoji Movie I want to kill myself.
by Minecraft player 69 420 kys September 8, 2017
That one movie that made almost every teen on their phones by encouraging it rather than criticising. It's about emojis, apps and nothing else.
by Power476 July 30, 2020
A: Wanna Go Watch The Emoji Movie?
B: Nope, That Gives You Cancer.
A: Awww..
C: AND THE EMOJI MOVIE GIVES DIABITIES!
B: Nope, That Gives You Cancer.
A: Awww..
C: AND THE EMOJI MOVIE GIVES DIABITIES!
by McDerpz March 6, 2017
Jigsaw: Hello, Cordan. I want to play a game. Your 7 years of drug usage has led you here. This machine on your head can drill into your neck by triggering the off button on this TV playing "The Emoji Movie". If you can finish the movie, the machine will unfasten and the door will unlock. Let the games begin.
Cordan: *immediately turns off movie and dies by a drill to the neck*
Cordan: *immediately turns off movie and dies by a drill to the neck*
by Annie are you okay? March 10, 2021
by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020