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creed: my spirit is from god and will go back to god... my only mission to get to heaven... elves are humanoids that possess a personal heaven that they wish to always be a part of and be they are not mischievious but can or have attained that of the perfect to there perception there will be an elven bible written one day that is why they are percieved magical because heaven lives in them
my brother is an elf or of elven hood
elf by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007
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A degrading name for a girl
E for EMPTY
L for LESBO
F for FAGGOT

a good way to be mean to someone without them realizing it, or gossipng around your parents.
elf by mikayelaadams November 21, 2009
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evil people that come to your house in santas sleigh
an elf are evil because..it just is
elf by ka-sohn December 28, 2005
Some would say it's a great movie, in which Will Ferrell dresses up as a christmas elf and acts like he's on crack, but some other people would say that elf is a nickname, short for the name ralph, or RELPH.
"I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"

" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="
elf by TayNicooooo August 12, 2007
A word usually used to describe sexual intercourse, often present as a code word and is imasculating in general.

Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis

Intercourse in its smallest form
Tegan: Elf was shite last night. Barely felt a thing in the beef curtains.
Lisa: Dude! TMI!
Tegan: So how's elfing for you
Lisa: Smallest i've ever seen
elf by Busty Sinclaire May 2, 2006
Pronunciation of "AILF," which stand for "Asian I'd Like To Fuck."
Guy 1: That japanese girl is hot...
Guy 2: She's a total ELF.
Elf by tmcaffeine February 8, 2009
To be incredibly short and have jerk friends who keep mentioning jokes about you escaping the North Pole. Your ussally able to fit in garbage cans,recycle bins.

the movie elf that is over played at Christmas

The long haired bad ass bow men from lord of the rings
Brandon is such a elf
Why do play elf so much

Elves are way better than dwarves
Elf by The doctor of pubs December 17, 2014