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wiggly dunks 

What you say when your drunk off your ass.
Drunk Uncle: Grab the wiggly dunks out there.
Nephew: Wat?!

dankscope 

It's when you smoke weed every day for a week like snoop dogg to build your 420 hemp power. You then make sure ur mum is ready to grab the camera, bathe in Mountain Dew, and snort crushed up Dorito powder. you get on xbox live join a call of duty match, get an l96A1 sniper and quickscope the fucking illuminati out of all the cheeky skrublords
"omg xXx_Illuminati_xXx, you just got Dankscoped" "damn son you must have smoked weed and bathed in mtn dew to achieve such an MLG trickshot"

Talking ducks

A term to indicate someone's questioning of the validity of one aspect in a fictional story is in fact overshadowed by the absurdity of the story's basic premise.

A phrase first coined when one person loudly wondered how the ducks in a Donald Duck story managed to breathe under water without any visible breathing apparatus on their diving suit, and another replied "You know you're reading a story about talking ducks, right?"
Seb: "So how did they hide a physical object in a mirror's reflection in the first Harry Potter?"

Gordon: "Dude. Talking ducks."
Talking ducks by OhLookBirdies February 4, 2010

dinksalt 

Typically only found on the circumsized penis, Dinksalt is the salty excretion created when you get an infection under the foreskin. Often accompanied by a terrible smell.
I can smell your dinksalt from over here, bro.
dinksalt by Jessler June 16, 2008

ducksoon 

Once you go quack, you never go back
when I grow up I'll be a ducksoon quack quack.

True Dinks 

True Dinks is a an Australian expression when you want to say "fair dinkum - no bullshit"
Confirmation of something said: True Dinks mate.
Asking a question: True Dinks?
True Dinks by beentheredonethat December 19, 2004