Jacob was washing his hands in the bathroom when he heard a loud drumpf coming from a bathroom stall.
by 4TheLAWLS March 30, 2016
by myrealnameisnotjim March 7, 2016
Someone of extreme low value and self worth who profusely claims otherwise. A Drumpf will exaggerate personal perceptions of wealth, physical characteristics, business relationships, and almost every aspect pertaining to themselves. With every exaggeration the person becomes more of a Drumpf thereby increasing their need for validation others. The best way to deal with a Drumpf is to ignore them and to let others know that the person is simply a Drumpf. If that doesn't work call them "a Loser", "Worthless", or "Very Very not Smart".
(noun) That Drumpf will say anything to make himself feel rich, strong, and important.
(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.
(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.
by ibmeruu March 5, 2016
by Diseastrous March 1, 2016
by bonum_ceti March 1, 2016
n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.
That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.
by scarshapedstar. March 4, 2016
by RealDe March 4, 2016