dirty old man

A man over 40 and 50 yrs old are seeking for young lady or girl age or women by age 15-30 to have sexual fantasy dreams of young lady for to take advantage of dirty old man, besides on their marriage relations. A young lady have known as gold-digger to an rich old ass man. Most young ladys doesn't like the old mans eeewww nasty ass andropausics. Most mans who are over 40 yrs old are suffering andropausics because they want to become younger age like 15 and they feel like their in the young age but they're not young. They also suffer by going to restroom all day, time and everyday.
dirty old man
dirty old man
by MissCubans April 13, 2010
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Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.
"I needed a pick me up after dinner so I had some dirty old man coffee I made this morning"
by 3wingdinsar August 17, 2009
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Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.
I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.
by Spencer June 20, 2003
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The sexual act of anal intercourse that when finished one would take a finger full of feces from one´s own penis. Then smearing the most stereotypical Chinese mustache on your partner´s upperlip.
¨After having sex with my newly acquired unwashed barfly. I took a fingerful of residual feces from the tip of my penis and proceeded to smear it on her upperlip with the most stereotypical Chinese mustache called a dirty fhu man chu. Then I asked her if she wanted to have some ¨Flied Lice Yu Plink¨ while bowing in supplication for my many errors.¨
by Andorhol Blackwater March 17, 2014
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A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”
Oh my god we had so much fun playing Dirty Man Piñata last night! I was the big winner, obviously!
by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021
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When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.
by Alame May 26, 2022
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When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.
by Alame May 26, 2022
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