by |M-=0=-W| Owns All!!! April 11, 2004
Get the defcon 1mug. Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023
Get the Defcon Shit Systemmug. Having something said to you, and then you turn around and kill the guy with an extension cord, thus, going defcon one.
by Randyg Giesinger July 21, 2004
Get the Going Defcon Onemug. DEFCONS:
DEFCON 5: Draw the blinds.
DEFCON 4: Don't automatically answer the door.
DEFCON 3: Reduce the lighting.
DEFCON 2: Prepare for possible evacuation.
DEFCON 1: Run.
DEFCON 5: Draw the blinds.
DEFCON 4: Don't automatically answer the door.
DEFCON 3: Reduce the lighting.
DEFCON 2: Prepare for possible evacuation.
DEFCON 1: Run.
Going to DEFCON 3!
by Smeaglez April 10, 2024
Get the DEFCONmug. pro-noun; the Def Condition- a measurement scale which determines the realistic level of how def a person, place or thing is.
Shogun Assassin is the greatest martial arts movie ever made, I would rate it a 5/5 on the DefCon scale
by Damian Thorne March 08, 2023
Get the Defconmug. The Defcon Scavenger Hunt is a ridiculously-themed, fast-paced hunt across the city of Las Vegas by a bunch of hackers to prove how people can obtain a million strange things in a single weekend.
This year I participated in the Defcon Scavenger Hunt and talked to tons of new people and almost ended up in prison!
by va1ka September 12, 2015
Get the defcon scavenger huntmug.