Dallas

A total badass, leader of the "Payday gang". He wears a clown mask that has the American flag. He constantly needs a medic bag too.

Dallas: AAAAAAAAGHHHHH, I NEED A MEDIC BAAAAGGGG

by iGood October 9, 2018

Dallas

Dallas is a really cool kid. He acts like such a goober and can always make you smile. He really is a keeper. He gives great hugs.

"That Dallas is a great guy!"

by imreallydepressedbutimfine January 9, 2019

Dallas

He is a pig pussy and idiot, he has a tiny lanjiao and he bullies weak people like diontae

dallas has a tiny peen

by kenduck17 September 21, 2019

Dallas

A sexy guy, who always acts like an asshole most of the time. He keeps it real. Has shoe and clothes game all the time. He think he is the stuff. Hes bypolar. (has a big dick)

Ha Dallas is funny.

by Lanp December 6, 2016

Dallas

The most looked-down-on large city in Texas, Dallas has the highest crime rate of all the Top Ten Most Populated cities in America.

I live in Dallas. Yay me. *hears sirens in the distance*

by flamingsword May 23, 2005

Dallas

Verb - to do a Dallas.

Achievable by hitting new heights in online gaming sucking.
Prime examples of this status are:

Completing Fifa (impossible).
Completing Forza 3 with two achievements.
Scoring 0 - 22 on Call of Duty!

Can also be obtained by any other useless and terrible acts of Online Gaming.

One step further than the embarrassment of doughnut'ing

Invented when our good friend John achieved the all of the above and possibly more!

Euan - 'I just got 0 - 39 on Halo Reach'!
Jones - 'I got 18 assists'
Ian - 'Dam you guys are doing a Dallas'
John - 'F*ck Yous!'

by P4RK13 JNR February 20, 2011

Dallas

A person who is an idiot who looks at way too many memes and is way too lazy

Did you here about Dallas?
What did he do?
He died from starving beacuse he was too busy looking at memes

by Persongshhdh May 21, 2019