to allow ones boyfriend / girlfriend / partner to shit in your mouth while giving a hand job over your head
"she's so kinky, bet she's done a dirty crogs"
by sexy whore 101 April 20, 2020
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The virtual representation of Crogs.
"Man, Virtual Crogs just upgraded to version 3.5!"
by Crogs August 13, 2004
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This person may be confused in life. After watching some cartoons, they may give themself a nickname such as crog the insidious which they think is wicked cool! When needing an attention and or self confidence boost they may shit on the floor or “get schwifty” To Appeal to the small amount of friends he has. If you know a crog the insidious, they probably smell like donkey shit
Omg It was so embarrassing when they called me a crog the insidious

Ew you smell like crog the insidious

I’m not gonna make it to the bathroom, I’m gonna pull a Croft’s the insidious
by Damgiarc May 20, 2019
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The resulting excrimants plummeting from the colon after a night of tequilla drinking.
This tequilla is sure going to conjure up a thick batch of crog grog tomorrow.
by MamaDuck June 6, 2009
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Crog pot is a beast. He is swaggy and crazy.
AYEE LOOK AT CROG POT
I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM”
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Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.
Matt: Have you met Chris yet?

Josh: No why?

Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.
by xXMRC00LXx8 October 22, 2018
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