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A clod is a particulaly fat, ugly and unnattractive person, the worst you have seen that day.

Clod points can be gained by kissing and/or sleeping with them.
"Wow check out that clod! If i got with her I'd get 3 clod points"
by Stevel Knievel April 15, 2009
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A stupid person; a real idiot!
That clod would make a cow laugh with that dumb answer!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
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1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!

Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!

Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
by Malcolm X-crement December 28, 2004
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1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

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1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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Meaning 'little cute bestie' in a unique vocabulary
You are my clod <3
by Marshmellooooow February 10, 2018
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The act of one playing Call of Duty online with significant lag in order to negatively impact the performance of other players for one's own delinquent enjoyment.
by PoultryDuk December 19, 2010
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