Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

by Finn Gerbang January 06, 2015

Chowder cock

A thick hearty cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock

by George whos this January 09, 2014

man-chowder

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.

"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 02, 2011

Chowder Shit

British nickname for Washington Husky basketball player Matthew Bryan-Amaning.

Dude 1: The Huskies are playing.
Dude 2: Here's to hoping Chowder Shit doesn't play!

by Mozzillest November 03, 2010

Nut Chowder

Nut Chowder

I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.

by davysprokket May 19, 2016

Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008