chard

Long, narrow penis. Antonymous with chode

Mary recoiled in disgust when Jim revealed his chard. She then proceeded to laugh and humiliate him.

by Steven Pain September 03, 2007

chard

a child retard 'nuff said

Kristi: "Wow, look at that little boy. His eye is askew."
Nadin: "What a chard!"

by dean the bean January 12, 2008

Charding

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.

I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.

by Tomatoeyes July 03, 2016

charded it up

To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.

As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.

by Richard J Joyce August 03, 2005

R-chard

Awesome major hottie 1337 n00b pwn star. If you come in contact with him, you'll get pwned.

OMG did you see that R-chard? He's so lyk totally hawt!

by R-chard April 03, 2008

Chard/chardi

A sexy beast who is handsome and ripped and good at sports

Wow chard/chardi

by 152626 January 15, 2018

Chard To A Crisp Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018