Chair

Something you sit on

Hey I really want to sit on that chair

by dobson1 March 27, 2007

chairing

The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.

The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.

I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.

by ninsegation October 10, 2011

chair

a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work

" yo its to civilized here , throw a chair to start some shit."

by will305 June 15, 2009

chair

sitting device for when your legs are sad

i just fucked a chair bro

by ur gf's side dish May 4, 2021

On The Chair

When aint nobody got time to get to the bedroom so you have sex right on the chair

Jeremy: you wanna have sex?
Lisa: I can't I have work in ten and we don't have enough time for sex in bed

Jeremy: that's okay we can just do On The Chair *wink wink*

by ChunkyPotato August 17, 2016

chair

a seat you sit on

i love chairs

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

chair

where you put your ass cheeks

bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!

by the best ginger in town November 2, 2015