Calum is a great person who makes his friends smile even though he can annoy some off his friends most of his friends start with A he is a loyal boyfriend and a great kisser he would follow his girlfriend to the end of the world Calum’s are helpful and brightens up peoples days especially the ones he loves
by Hejdndhdk March 12, 2019
Entrepreneur, philanthropist, billionaire playboy and inhumane rights activist. Founder and CEO of companies such as Calum's plastic burning business and Torture Corp. Head of Nordea's baby rape project. Recently defunded because of baby right activists.
by notcalum October 12, 2019
A lovely guy and an amazing gentleman. Has time for anybody they know and is the kindest person you will ever meet. They are extremely good looking and any woman they find are lucky to have them. Calum's usually have massive penis's and love to satisfy there woman.
by DepressoExpresso123456789 December 1, 2020
Calum is really epic and cool. He is very tall and brags about it often. He is a generally talented guy and he is in top set for most things.
Calum is pog
by ClumClam February 19, 2021
by Yoooooooooooooio June 28, 2019
Absolute fucking moron. Thinks he's hard because he punched an S1 in the face with a padlock. Thinks he's is funny but his jokes are the source of all aids in the UK
by CalumIsABender September 16, 2017
shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him
by no one like Calum November 29, 2019