Bronxville, a suburb in westchester full of privilged white Christians who are very obnoxious and snotty. Almost everyone is sporty and preppy and wears clothes such as Vineyard Vines, Nike, and Patagonia. The main sport is lacrosse, but some people do field hockey or basketball. Many people are not snotty though, but they try to act cool. Bronxville has a town which the kids go to for lunch or after school with friends, with their newest phones and $500 in their wallet. A lot of high schoolers, middle schoolers, and in fact some kindergarteners do drugs and smoke during class or behind buildings at dark.
person 1:"Wanna smoke some shit?"
person 2: "Lets go to Bronxville"
person 1: "ahhh... the best place for that"
person 2: "Lets go to Bronxville"
person 1: "ahhh... the best place for that"
by kid from bxv January 12, 2018
Dripping in wealth. The wealthiest suburb of NYC and 2nd wealthiest town in the USA behind Palm Beach.
The downtown is perfect. The surrounding neighborhoods are hilly and resemble the south of France. Bronxville
tends to be more waspy in character, but of course in 21st century America it contains a variety of religions, and
a very slight variety of races. Scarsdale attempts to claim to be wealthier, although if you remove the college
student population of Sarah Lawrence college, Bronxville trumps.
The high schools is ridiculously beautiful and the kids are definitely living in a bubble. Especially considering Bronxville borders on
Yonkers and Mount Vernon.
The downtown is perfect. The surrounding neighborhoods are hilly and resemble the south of France. Bronxville
tends to be more waspy in character, but of course in 21st century America it contains a variety of religions, and
a very slight variety of races. Scarsdale attempts to claim to be wealthier, although if you remove the college
student population of Sarah Lawrence college, Bronxville trumps.
The high schools is ridiculously beautiful and the kids are definitely living in a bubble. Especially considering Bronxville borders on
Yonkers and Mount Vernon.
Bronxville Kid 1: Where are you going away to this summer?
Bronxville Kid 2: Nantucket
Bronxville Kid 1: Do they like Jews there?
Bronxville kid 2: NO
Bronxville Kid 1: Aren't you Jewish?
Bronxville Kid 2: Yep, and my dad owns Las Vegas. You get the drift...
Bronxville Kid 2: Nantucket
Bronxville Kid 1: Do they like Jews there?
Bronxville kid 2: NO
Bronxville Kid 1: Aren't you Jewish?
Bronxville Kid 2: Yep, and my dad owns Las Vegas. You get the drift...
by I know it... August 3, 2013
Bronxville is a small town about 30 min away from New York City filled with stuck-up rich kids that spend daddy's money all day and drive in Jeeps. The majority of these kids are millionaires. Many of these kids are either going to play the holy sport of lax or getting high with the money they were supposed to spend on Park Place Bagels. But don't be mistaken, Bronxville may be a hell hole, but it can sometimes be swag.
by englishBanana May 13, 2015
A school that resembles something like Plesantville combined with the Breakfast Club. Where to fit in you must have a drinking problem or a coke addiction. But its ok our parents do it anyways. Their Girls Track and Field team dominate the schools athletics and is their main source of trophies. The teachers are known to drive worse cars than the students and they are still the highest paid teachers in the state. The kids are ushered in to the school each mornig by the loveable Frank Spillo. The Football team blows and has lost two state finals. They worry more about where their next beer is than the game tomorrow. If dont play sports you smoke pot and cigarettes at the curb or your a Sellechia. After parties the kids leave their empty cans outside for Charlie the Can Man, a man who rides his bike year round making money by picking up cans in Bronxville. By the way he's a Millionaire after 20 years of work.
Bronxville High School is Utopia
by Chief_Chris_Satriale February 9, 2010