not only a cool English town but a KICK ASS SKI RESORT in Utah where the snowboarders dominate and the backcountry powder is the sickest. Good vibe, good people, good times. Now go somewhere else.
by NeverSummerRyder February 20, 2009
A shitty town settled in Rochester, NY. Mostly lower-middle class, a few homes can be seen that would rank in to middle class. Because of this, the mindset is to prove you're better than everyone else. The schools are extremely clique, expect to be treated like raw sewage if you're ever in a Brighton school. The majority of residents are a bunch of society fed sheep, that will follow any trend to make their lifestyle look better. The weather is 90% cloudy, with terrible winters. I lived here for most of my life, so I know this dump inside and out.
Brighton person: Just got my Iphone 5, now I can look cool, blend with other users, and make people that don't have it rank under me!
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After living in a REAL city I can judge this sad excuse.
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After living in a REAL city I can judge this sad excuse.
by brightonsucksballs November 9, 2011
Just a complete bozo. Gets bullied as a kid. Enjoys playing sea saw at the playground. He doesn't enjoy using the monkey bars cuz hes just a fat loser. He plays no sports, he plays the occasional math olympics w his family. He enjoys roblox cuz lets face it hes a bozo. He eats brussel sprouts for delight. OVERALL HES JUST AN UGLY BOZO.
by Patriotsfan6879 October 26, 2020
If you have a person namedBrighton in your life you are very special to have her/him she will be crazy weird and just out burst with the most random shit she will definitely distract you from any work or problems and I can guarantee Brighton will be the funniest loudest person you will ever know
Ps she kinda fire doe
Ps she kinda fire doe
by A I’llpesbodnsbdowmf March 16, 2020
by Thisismylifenow February 5, 2018
The University of Brighton, better known by its official name, Brighton Polytechnic.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
Established sometime in the 60's as a place for dropouts from inferior schools to attend, in order to keep them off the streets. The institution has continued this proud tradition through to this day, offering courses in sleeping, incest and media studies, all worthwhile subjects for a life guaranteed to be funded by state welfare.
Around East Sussex and Brighton, it is well known as being the establishment to which people not quite smart enough to make it into Sussex University go. It is generally full of people who are so boring to talk to, that people have been known to pass out mid-interlocution.
Brighton Poly students are also known for their permanently high alcohol content, proficiency at activities that involve bouncing various kind of ball, and the universal ability to skin a reefer in under 30seconds.
The entry requirements to the academic world of Brighton Poly are notoriously low. Applicants are not required to have A levels, in part because many of the students are not aware of the existence of letters. Applicants merely have to demonstrate that they do not drag their knuckles as they perform locomotive tasks, and proficiency with a cigarette lighter is guaranteed to secure entry.
All three of the Brighton Poly sites are located in the dodgiest parts of Brighton and Eastbourne, just where they belong.
"They're just a polytechnic" sung by Sussex Uni students at the back of the bus 25 to taunt Brighton University Students, in the style of the Football chant.
by Not a Sussex Student March 5, 2009
Brighton & Hove England.only city in the world with an official ampersand (&) in the title & also the first city of the New Millennium 2000 granted city status by Queen Elizabeth making it a very gay place to be.
visting finnish EF language student:hello!"i'm looking for kemptown".
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"
by mohair June 19, 2007