(BORT), pl. "bort"
An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
by aloishis89 December 22, 2006
good god she's a borte
by mr jewicidal June 14, 2009
Regular replacement word for things one often forgets. Often brought into conversation when one is sleep-deprived, stoned, or entering the alzheimer's stage of life.
"What's that blasted bort again? You know, the thing with the handle and you put it in cereal?"
"...A Spoon?"
"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"
Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
"...A Spoon?"
"Bort me in the bort-time, bort me in the evening, bort me in the afternoon"
"You askin fer secks?"
"Mebbe"
Johnathon was feeling rather bort -- he left his keys in the back seat of his 1996 bort sedan. Many borts earlier, he was a little bort with high aspirations to one day bort the special bortlympics. This would never happen, as he was incredibly borty.
by borty mcbort May 4, 2007
n. - an ejaculent in the pants
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.
Murky's pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection.
As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.
As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.
by bocetta June 16, 2011
to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay
I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again
by Jack Flasher June 27, 2005
by ronmexico1235 June 3, 2010