A quite viable theory that states that the universe was at one point a tiny piece of hot mass. At some point, an unknown factor caused this hot piece of matter to explode, causing our universe to be born. The intense explosion is called the "Big Bang". Evidence for this theory exists in the form of Galactic seperation. This is what happens when galaxies repell away from eachother at extreme speeds. I think this is much more plausible than "a great being was bored one day and decided to create the universe"
Christians tell cosmologists to read the bible for the way the universe was created. Might i remind you that the same book stated that this earth was only 6,000 or so years old.
by Kompressor June 9, 2004
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A disproven theory that people bring up all the time anyways. If all matter was at infinite mass and infinitely small density it would not explode, it would become a black hole, the universe would end where it had begun. The universe has always been here and always will be and there is no easy happy way of looking at it. Don't believe me? Ask Hawking, and then stfu about the big bang.
Johnny: I believe in the big bang theory!
Bobby: ::breaks Johnny's jaw:: the universe has always been here and always will be, stop believing in any and every dumb little theory that makes you feel more secure in your existence and live with the fact that you'll never understand it.
Johnny: Well the broken jaw isn't so bad now that you've helped me no longer be a pussy! Thanks Bobby!
by Nikias October 24, 2005
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Let's clear things up.
Time is not linear, neither is the expansion of the universe. As the amount of mass in the universe decreases time slows down.
In the big bang theory, the universe was a point of infinitely small and infinitely dense material.The universe started to expand, and as it expanded, time sped up, creating a seeming explosion in the size of the universe, but in reality the expansion rate is relative to the speed of time and the size of the universe. By this logic, time is speeding up as the universe expands.
There is no god, the universe has always been, none of that 6 days bullshit. It was the big bang.
by MuffinsAreFood March 7, 2008
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rough sex that makes you cum in seconds!
i had a big bang last nite
by kinky biatch March 13, 2005
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a bullshit theory that just shows how much we like to see shit blow up
joe: how was the universe created?
bob: well, there was nothing, then it blew up and became something. its called the big bang.
joe: that sounds like the name of a fancy circle jerk
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A sound that was heard in the restroom.
I just heard a loud noise in the restroom.
by David June 10, 2004
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A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.
The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.
by David March 6, 2004
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