betch

another way to spell bitch
but like
wayyyy cooler
only cool kids say "betch"

"Those shoes are mine, betch."
"I'm gonna betch slap you, you shet bag."

by Melanie Westin March 26, 2007

betch

A word you use if you have autism and can't say bitch. Also the name of the cancerous show with the cancerous viner gabby. It's one of the reason our generation Is so fucked.

Bob: have you seem the show Betch?

Tom: Yes betch doctors say it's why I have autism

by SuchACuteNiglet June 5, 2016

Betch

Slang term for the word bitch made famous by Kelly, an internet comedian/celebrity.

Those shoes are mine betch.

I am going to betch slap the dumb out of you.

by Krisdrums86 July 30, 2008

Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches

Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

fake betch

a bitch but a fun way to say it

you are a fake betch.

by fake betch January 23, 2019

sexi betch

when a teacher's Facebook page is found and you look through the comments. A said male will inaccurately comment on a photo and he will obviously show he is very uneducated.

"D'zamm, that's a sexi betch"
"did you see that sexi betch earlier?"

by DaBananaRama August 17, 2015

drunk betch

A female who when intoxicated becomes very loud and uses large hand gestures. They tend to fall all over the place and enjoy cock blocking.

Vadita McK. is a drunk betch

by drunkbetch4lyfe November 28, 2009