An Agathe Bauer is a song line which you believe sounds like a phrase or name in another language, usually German.
I've got the power - Agathe Bauer
All the leaves are brown - Anneliese Braun
All my feeling grow - Oma fiel ins Klo
All the leaves are brown - Anneliese Braun
All my feeling grow - Oma fiel ins Klo
by IlPartigiano October 10, 2011
Brother of the popular character Jack Bauer from the series 24. Assumed dead, Matt Bauer is an assasin working for "Chapter", a U.S. "black-ops" program. Matt Bauer has killed 140 men, and he enjoyed every single kill. Matt prides himself on killing his targets in varying creative ways such as: using a pizza cutter to slash victims throat, focing subject to consume an entire bottle of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce.
Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."
Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."
Agent A - Sir, Matt Bauer just killed 10 innocent people inside a McDonalds because they forgot to put ketchup in his bag.
Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!
Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!
by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006
I was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so I ordered a Jack Bauer to pick me up for the evening.
by MikeLI75 November 7, 2006
To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
by Peanutgnome January 24, 2007
Head of field operations for CTU on fox's 24, Now special assistant to the secretary of state Heller. Two words- BAD ASS
by robrob24 January 28, 2005
by Darkmedic July 4, 2021
1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
by skeezpimp March 2, 2005