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e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. 

Take Your Last Breath In The Arms Of A Girl/Guy

A phrase saved for when you've found that special someone you just wanna die next to.
Bro 1: Damn that girl is so hot.
Bro 2: Yea man I'm totally gonna T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. her.
Bro 3: Nice.
Bro 2: Yea I can't wait.
Bro 1: So what are you guys doing later?
Bro 3: I don't know, gonna hit the mall or something, maybe I'll head home after and grab a nap.
Bro 2: Nice I love naps.
Bro 1: Yea I do too.
Bro 3: Ok see you guys later.
Bro 2: Bye now.
Bro 1: See ya!
T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. by tomkaye August 23, 2018

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d 

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d
i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.