by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009
"My friend Toby is really an atheist but he's scared that he might be wrong so he says he's agnostic"
by The Nard-Dog September 11, 2009
A scape-goat word that people use when they are too afraid of what society will think of them for saying that they don't believe in a "god".
Uber Religious Friend: "Hey Buddy, wanna go to church with me instead of hanging out and playing video games today?"
Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)
Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)
by GivUpYerGhost May 24, 2009
Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic
by Blyan May 14, 2010
by xpestilencex December 20, 2008
by Choi L October 3, 2010
1. A belief something (such as a deity) is unknowable.
2. An ignoramus that conflates facts and opinion, has little understanding of linguistics/etymology, and thinks it's modest whilst stereotyping.
2. An ignoramus that conflates facts and opinion, has little understanding of linguistics/etymology, and thinks it's modest whilst stereotyping.
"""Agnostic""": "Unlike you idiots, we agnostics don't care about religion."
Atheist: "That's apatheism."
Atheist: "That's apatheism."
by I Don'tCare September 9, 2019