when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 2, 2022
by Mehfuck September 30, 2018
When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.
God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!
by Dik Hansom September 16, 2020
by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022
Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
by MitchMatch September 9, 2012
by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022
by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021