a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

by Forever2297 November 19, 2022

Sammy wammy pie

Sammy wammy pie is a nickname fo biitchygrande but -my wammy pie with and kts very quirky to be called this

my little sammy wammy pie ;-;
i am such a little sammy wammy pie

by a🤍 March 11, 2022

vince pie

Vince Pie is absolutely unforgettable. She is beyond beautiful and the most loyal being to grace the planet. If she loves you, it's a big deal and you are insanely lucky to be on the recieving end. One of a kind! She is underestimated but shows those who doubt her abilities that she can do anything she sets her mind to.

Have you had the pleasure of meeting Vince Pie?

No..

You haven't lived.

by VincePie87 September 5, 2016

Moosie Pie

Performed when you have extremely explosive diarrhea;

Squat on top of a chick and spray her genitalia and the insides of her thighs and then squish her legs together, making a "Moosie Pie"

Last night Mark got good coverage on his moosie pie and coated Anna's legs!

by Sudoer October 25, 2010

Fishy-Pie

A name for vampires or orange cats

“hi fishy-pie!” Said Jordana to her cat

by girlnamedstar March 14, 2022

punched pie

We somebody takes too many poppers to loosen their ass

John woke up and his ass looked like someone punched a family size pie
Punched pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020