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Crofter’s pie

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.
“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”
by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018
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Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex
Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.
by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017
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pookie-pie

someone who is fabulous, important, hot , and sexy <3
"Bbl drake is a such pookie-pie"
by becky43 June 1, 2022
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care pie

Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"

"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "

"What did he do then? "

"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."

"Is bob mad about being care pied?"

"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
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Pie in the eye

When you cum in your hand and slap the girl while doing the nasty.
Hornyella get over here for a pie in the eye
by Crimetown warriors December 9, 2020
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Cutie pie

Friend: Did you see this cutie pie?

Me: Oh, ur talking about Maya
by STFU U BITCHHH June 24, 2023
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smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina
As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019
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