a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?

2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
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IM AN OTTER WITH A DARKSIDE
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This one says witch with a darkside
but this one says I'm an otter WITH A DARKSIDE
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Yeah, a otter is the most cutest animal in the world.
Have you met the Asian small clawed otter?
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Amazing best adorable creature in the world
Emily is an otter
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The action of sucking the juice out of an Otter Pop, or similar squeeze popsicle.
That was a very audible otter suck.
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Ottering (VERB) The act of drowning and rapeing in that sequential order.
I sent so many texts to her, I felt like I was ottering her inbox

At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork

Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
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A sex act. When a man is titty-fucking a woman and cums too soon or against her will so she hits him in the balls like an otter breaking open an oyster.
Nick was titty-fucking Dolly and blew his load too soon so she gave him the Angry Otter. Needless to say he was walking a little funny this morning.
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