Damn Husband

A husband that pisses off all your friends and your parents like him because of his job

That damn husband is just the worst, we all hate him.

by Are Kelli September 2, 2022

Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple

matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘

by flairswrld January 3, 2023

30 husband bachelorette

A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.

Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

husband-like person

A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.

Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.

by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2017

belles husband

a perfect boy. the most caring, funny, annoying boy that remembers all the small details and will never take that hairband that you gave him off

person 1: whos belles husband
person 2: hes just perfect

by willieluver July 26, 2022

hallway husband

A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.

Omg that’s my hallway husband!

by Peppa pig 🐷 November 23, 2021