The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
Get the Fluid farewellmug. by Dead grandma's favorite cock April 10, 2021
Get the Gender fluidmug. by starborn1 August 11, 2021
Get the National Gender Fluid Best Friend daymug. Any kind of fluid that is produced in the act of sexual intercourse. A much better way of saying sperm, seamen, jizz, nut, secretion, vaginal fluid, etc.
Guy 1: Will John care if I crash in his bed tonight?
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.
by K-DOG March 19, 2014
Get the Sexy-Fluidmug. One of various expensive, hard-to-source automotive fluids required (and serviced at periodic intervals per the manufacturer's warranty) to keep your vehicle's continuously-variable transmission (or "tranny") transitioning smoothly from male to female or vice-versa. Usually sold alongside the Unobtainium and other specialist wares in advanced automotive gender identity clinics.
Gender fluid will typically transition from a healthy pink hue to a light blue, depending upon your vehicle's preferred. pronouns. If you are unsure which to use, it's best to consult an automotive gender identity clinic (or "tranny shop") and fall back to singular they/them unless the instructions packaged with your vehicle request a specific pronoun.
Manual "stick-shift" vehicles will most often identify with he/him pronouns, and automatic "slush box" vehicles with she/her, but it's best to never assume unless you've had your motorcar's gender fluid analysed by a skilled endocrinologist.
Manual "stick-shift" vehicles will most often identify with he/him pronouns, and automatic "slush box" vehicles with she/her, but it's best to never assume unless you've had your motorcar's gender fluid analysed by a skilled endocrinologist.
by bitchuck August 5, 2024
Get the gender fluidmug. by IHATENIGGER123 December 8, 2022
Get the Gender Fluidmug. Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.
Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"
by Starwolf1464 May 16, 2018
Get the fluid intakemug.