Raccoon Tan is best defined by the look of Donald Trump.
He has a raccoon tan and looks like Donald Trump.
by marcho2016 February 28, 2016
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A pop and rock music dance that imitates the look of a raccoon. Most notably done to 'Jailhouse Rock'. Originated by Technical Sergeant George Riker.
George: (as 'Jailhouse Rock' starts playing) Hey Nick, you want to come do the Raccoon Rock with me? You'll love it!

Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.

Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.

George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 9, 2010
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the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 20, 2021
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When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
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Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
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Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today
My bf: “nooo
by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 10, 2021
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