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by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020
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Colton is a quiet kid who is very quiet until you get to know him he’s most likely to shoot up w school and makes up excuses to go and watch birds he can be thoughtful tho and will do things for you even if you are a douche to him colton is a good friend to have and don’t let him go
Kid 1: wow that’s a cool bird
Colton: I have been studying that and it’s a diffrent breed of a robin!
by Colton 560153 September 6, 2020
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eats out tiny dogs named rocky!
hey looks its a colton! he ate out my dog last night!
by dominick the gay boi:) March 10, 2020
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Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.
Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"
by Tøby Something December 18, 2022
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Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 10, 2022
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Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 10, 2022
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A sweet spirit. Super genuine man. He makes you feel like Heaven on Earth. His smile is contagious. Every time he hugs you, you never want to let go. He is motivated, driven, goal-oriented. A God-fearing man. He is ultra LOYAL. Doesn’t play about his family. He has a pretty smile, nice dimples, and sexy lips. If you get to ever meet him you’re truly blessed. Truly unforgettable!
I need a Colton in my life!”
by AND6 May 30, 2022
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