crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 19, 2011

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 8, 2019

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 11, 2014

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 15, 2004

crack-stick

"Casual" associated with being new, noobie, and uninformed in-said subject matter, however people who over-use "casual" in every sentence or every argument - regardless of facts just to insult the intelligence of the recipient.

Crack-stick: Begin(s) to call others casual in a debate on a subject immediately when the argument/debate has started because they are short-minded and can't combat others when challenged in a argument with their own; giving the impression that they themselves are the casual for not thinking of their own facts to mention or actual information to disapprove the argument , thus making them a "crack-stick"

1"Oh you just started playing yesterday? - thats why you suck"
2"No I've been playing since launch.. if anything you're casual here not me"
1"Explain how I'm a casual then?"
2"Shut up casual

by OUTLVW March 27, 2023

crack juice

when your sweating and your butt itches and you have alot of "crack juice"

wow babe look at that CRACK juice im hot too

by d4eftybbhn ok, May 9, 2018

crackely

The necessity for excessive cracking

My fingers are extra crackely today.

by Kdawg33 January 24, 2016