by Flexed May 5, 2017
by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021
by emtlauer December 9, 2015
Hey guy, I was hoping for a tight onion but I a got a dimpled dumpling.
My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.
Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.
My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.
Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
by Rick Junk October 22, 2020
by FusionF5 June 24, 2015
Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018