Huggie flamed his way into the room at the party and then came Ken in behind him. When asked what they were doing alone in the room; Ken said that he was a good ball cleaner. Huggie licked his fingers and smiled with glee.
by Ball Cleaner May 9, 2014
In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
by Commander Turkey January 30, 2011
When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”
Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
by Wandering_Star February 10, 2020
by Wannabe firefighter November 24, 2021
A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
by Geradinkus May 15, 2017
by thisbe.j September 20, 2019
1 nip of high quality vodka in a glass of diet tonic water, may garnish with citrus.
Cleanses the body of toxins for the sake of both long life and fun. Pure clean, and clear! Don't drink if you are underage.
For clarity, please do not drink automotive system cleaner. That is something entirely different.
Cleanses the body of toxins for the sake of both long life and fun. Pure clean, and clear! Don't drink if you are underage.
For clarity, please do not drink automotive system cleaner. That is something entirely different.
by Music_Is_Forever June 4, 2022