weather grandpa

(N.B: this term is based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather).

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
by Sexydimma April 29, 2014
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Money Grandpa

Nickname for George Washington, because he’s on the dollar bill
by JarvisBanned February 01, 2021
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Sugar Grandpa

A good looking gentleman over 45 that has money, wears nothing but khakis, drives Cadillacs and dates women much younger than him on the reg.
Look at Kevin he’s such a stud! He’s always hauling around twenty something’s in his Caddy! What a pimp I hope I end up a sugar grandpa when I’m his age!! He makes Khakis cool too!
by Buck Mahogany March 21, 2025
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Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.
Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
by Dray’s Dictionary April 15, 2023
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WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!

Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.
"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend

"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person
by Universally Handsome Man July 21, 2022
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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.
by Studmuffin420 January 06, 2024
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