Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Creamed lobe

The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.

I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!

by Mcfukdagov November 30, 2017

Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.

Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream

by Kumo1 June 24, 2022

Cream Plug

When a man has intercourse with a woman with a butt plug in, ejaculates in her, pulls the butt plug from her, then puts the butt plug in her vagina

"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"

by Stormygeddon July 8, 2023

Banana Cream Pancakes

The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.

Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.

by TheFatCrayon October 13, 2023

Mango Buttock Cream

So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.

WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Cream Trencher

A Cream Trencher is a black man in a fashionable trench coat who is in charge of drenching Toaster Dippers with cream.

Toaster Dipper: God, I wish I had twelve Cream Trenchers here to drench me in cream.
12 Cream Trenchers: Hello.

by Awesome Ari October 23, 2023